Friday, 28 November 2008

Halloween 3: The Season of the Witch

This is quite spoilery, but the film is over 20 years old! Get over it! Also, watch the film, because it's great fun. Anyway..

No other franchise before or since has attempted to reinvent itself quite so forcefully. Star Trek "rebooted" as a teen flick? Bond "reinvented" as a troubled, monkeyish Bourne-alike? The Planet of the Apes "reimagined" as the fever-dream of a retard? Child's play compared to this. Carpenter was determined to do something new with his Halloween property and this was how he did it.

Failed, didn't it? Oh, well. It's given us a briliant, mad, flawed film. Creepy, low-key and apocalyptic in that way that 80s horror films often were. Where are the films like this nowadays? It's all zoombies and torture porn. Bah. No fun! I want a film which starts with a robot assassin in a car park, counts itself down to doomsday with a cheery earworm of an advertising jingle and ends with a stone from Stonehenge essploding and THE DEATH OF MILLIONS OF CHILDREN! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IIIIIIIITTT!

Surprisingly effective in its use of gore, too. Really, you hardly ever see anyone killed by the masks, but the image really sticks with you. I suppose there's a decapitation, but that's funny more than anything. The film is long stretches of things happening quite quietly punctuated by a head full o' bugs.

I was tempted to say it's more of a character piece, but that's just a lie. The main dude is barely there, a moustache and a flannel shirt who cheats on his wife with, like, two seconds of hesitation and claims to be a doctor. Pfft. Dan O'Herlihy ("We had a time getting it here!" I WANT TO KNOW!) approaches a character, but ends up caricature. Which is fine, he's the villain. Boo, hiss and all that. And the love interest literally disappears about halfway through, only to re-emerge as the most persistent robot assassin in history. Arnie looks like a total quitter in comparison.

An interesting glimpse into what never was, as Myers returned for the fourth part. The public, eh? You have to give them what they want.

Monday, 24 November 2008

Down again

Down again

I feel like the weather is playing tricks on me.  Yesterday I went out to the market and it rained, rained, rained.  Then I lost my umbrella.  Then I found it again and then it broke.  Numbly, I walked back home in the driving rain, then I gave up and waited for the bus.  Which came, after 10 minutes of waiting in the rain.  Then I walked the last stretch from the house in the rain.

I got changed out of my wet clothes and what happened?  Sunshine.  Bloody sunshine.  Bloody bastarding sun put his stupid arsing hat on.

This morning, it rained on me.  And my coat was still wet.  I'm not happy.

Friday, 14 November 2008

I bet that you look good on the danse floor

I bet that you look good on the danse floor

I'm currently a little obsessed with finding the perfect version of Saint-Saens's Danse Macabre.  Well, without actually buying some sort of album.  I want to see what's out there on the interweb.  So far I have a version with only violin and piano (which is oddly staccato) and one by a cello trio (which doesn't have enough variety of noise).  There's a version on YouTube, which you'd think I'd link to, with a description of what's going on with every instrument and why.  It's great, full orchestra and all that, but it's - I say again - on YouTube.

Danse Macabre, of course, feels a bit hackneyed to us these days.  Years of abuse (and the kiddy self-parody of the Fossil Movement of Saint-Saens's own Carnival of the Animals) makes it seem somewhat plinky-plonky and cutesy.  But I've been listening, again and again, and I'm slowly working my brain away from the cliché.  I think it's great.

Friday, 7 November 2008

Today, a link

Today, a link

This is so effing cool.  I've wanted to see this for, I think I'm not exaggerating, about two decades.  Near that, anyway.  Ordinarily I'd just link to the YouTube pages, but the story linked to here is quite interesting anyway so... 

http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2008/10/31/lost-horrors-ending-found-on-youtube/