Friday, 29 May 2009

More genius, less moping

More genius, less moping

There's a trailer for a documentary on, I dunno, maybe Discovery or something, about constructing a giant airship which was also an aircraft carrier.  Anyway, there's a clip from the show with an old guy talking to camera.  He says, in all seriousness, "Einstein was the brains of the group".

Well, yes.  How fucking smart does a group have to be before Einstein is the muscle?

Thursday, 28 May 2009

On genius

I got a bit depressed last night while watching a documentary about a long-dead poet. Armando Iannucci was talking about John Milton, about Paradise Lost. And it struck me that here was a man describing a genius. Which depressed me.

I thought about it quite hard last night. Is it okay to not be a genius? I mean, here am I wanting to write, always feeling that it is something I should do, and I am pretty sure I'm no genius. I'm just someone who wants to write stupid stories about things I like. I don't have any purpose when I write, no deeper meaning. Is it okay to be okay? I'm not a genius, I'm an administrator in a medical indemnity company. right now I'm writing a masterpiece - a report on new dental claims in the first four months of 2009.

I'm just me.

We can't all, obviously, be Milton, or Orwell, or Austen or any of the other genius writers out there. Someone has to write the books which fill the shelves in Waterstones to no great purpose. But what kind of ambition is that? To fill shelves, all I'd need to do is work in a supermarket.

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Piccies

Piccies

They are awesome.  I love my camera.

Friday, 22 May 2009

Filmsy

Filmsy

I have a film sitting at the chemist, waiting to be developed.  Very exciting.  I haven't had a film developed since 1999, although I did own a Polaroid and that did sort of develop film.  On its own.  LIKE MAGIC.

This, and I think I've mentioned this before, comes from my SLR.  It's a roll of experimental photographs, where I've played with aperture width and shutter speed and that sort of thing.  I don't know if it'll help or not, but there should be, somewhere, some really fucking cool photos in there.

Maybe.

Or maybe every single one will be a useless blur.  Who knows?  It's possible.  This is the uncertain joy of photography.  Digital cameras have taken it from us.  Pictures are, as a wise advertising slogan once declared, back.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Not following up

But I just saw a graph of reported measles cases in the last 10 years. Scary. However, I also saw a chart of meningitis cases since the various vaccines were introduced. Just brilliant. Check this out -

Since the Hib (Haemophilus influenzae type b) vaccine was introduced in 1992, cases of this disease, which can cause meningitis, have dropped by 99 per cent from about 800 cases a year to a record low of 12 cases last year in children under five. Since the Meningitis C vaccine was introduced in 1999, deaths from the disease have fallen from as many as 79 to an average of less than one death a year. In the two years since the pneumococcal vaccine was introduced, it is estimated that over 900 serious cases have been prevented.

We're winning that one, and there's (hopefully) more good news to come with another vaccine.

Sorry, this is all a bit serious. Stuff about coffee cups next week, promise!

Friday, 8 May 2009

EmEmArr

EmEmArr

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the doctor's... http://rly.cc/UbRmM

I just can't quite articulate fully why this annoys - enrages me - so.  For a start - we've been through this.  There is nothing, nothing, to link the MMR jab with autism.  Just fuck-all.  As a nation, we're settling back down in our chairs and surveying the mess we're in thanks to the wilful scaremongering of, specifically in this case, the Daily Mail[1].  Herd immunity is on the line, thanks to hysteria, uncertainty and misinformation.  Sure, it must have been hard for parents at the time, blah blah but fuck it.  A little bit of reading on the actual *facts* might have given you pause for thought - Wakefield's findings were based on a minute sample and drew conclusions which were, frankly, mental.  These autistic children were given the MMR vaccine, and then they were diagnosed with autism?  What?  People with cancer, AIDS and male pattern baldness were also given the MMR vaccine... was it responsible the for those, too?  Do you see how easy it is to jump one way or the other on this?  Ugh.  Anyway, disregarding my unscientific analysis of the situation, the evidence is overwhelmingly against MMR being responsible for autism.  It just isn't.

And so when someone like Oprah can allow someone like Jenny McCarthy airtime to spread the same hysteria, uncertainty and misinformation which is actually - and here I'm going to go all Daily Mail on your asses, like it or not - KILLING BABIES, well, shit.  It gives me the rage.  Freedom of speech is all very well, but as a wise man once said, with great power comes great responsibility.

I hope America does its research, and doesn't let this one in.  But you know it won't, just like we didn't..

[1]Not just the Mail, of course, but hooboy, they're the biggest, worstest culprit in this one.

Friday, 1 May 2009

May Day

It's May Day! Woo hoo! As someone just asked me - what is May Day, and why is it an international bank holiday? I have no fucking clue. It's something to do with fertility and it's old as the hills, respecitvely, are my guesses. I shall investigate and report back.

But fuck ignorance, I was on my lunch break and I wandered past a band of people marching to celebrate it. Go and look.

It was quite amazing, and bizarre. A beautiful spring day, sunshine and a cooling breeze between the red-brick housing developments and low-rise office blocks. There was folk music, of a morris-dancing bent, completely out of place and deliciously so. A man dressed as a druid, another done up as a chimney sweep, a Green Man and others I was too busy photographing to take in. Oh, and a man dressed as a tree. Yes, a tree. Like, 10-foot tall, green leaves, berries... A tree. Now do you want to go and look at that picture? Thought so.